An alien ate your knife.

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An alien has appeared! It glows, gives off heat, and eats metal, but it seems fairly normal otherwise. The only issue is it's involved in YOUR life... It's a friendly alien, thankfully, but what are you to do? Kill it? Send it off to scientists? Befriend it? You get off to a rocky start, but how the story ends depends on you.

1/17 An alien breaks into your house and eats your knife. What do you do?

Kick the alien out of the house.

Yell at the alien.

"wtf an alien"

Call a scientist.

Offer to give the alien actual food or take care of it in general.
2/17 The alien has taken a liking to you. It's started following you around. You...

Yell at it.

Threaten it.

Observe it.

Become concerned that it's going to hurt you.

"That's weird. Eh, whatever."
3/17 The alien followed you to school and people are starting to realize it's there. You...

Demand it stop following you.

Blackmail it to stop following you.

Tell it why it can't follow you to school.

Let it enroll in the school.

Other
4/17 It ends up enrolling whether you like it or not. The teacher complain that when asked to "Find the X", it circled every "X" on the test.

That's funny.

That's cute.

This alien is annoying.

I hate this.

Whatever.
5/17 You're working on trigonometry. You notice the alien asking for way too much paper. Turns out that the alien drew a life sized version of the tree in one of the problems to the exact answer.

That's both amazing and stupid.

I hate this alien.

It's wasting paper.

That's funny.

It doesn't involve me.
6/17 People are trying to convince the alien that all animals are cats. The alien is very confused and asks you about it.

The alien is the most idiotic thing ever.

Well, it IS an alien...

Tell it how to tell if something is a cat.

Play along. Everything is a cat.

Tell it to bother someone else.
7/17 The alien is learning to play the recorder! It's very bad at playing the recorder. It asks to play a duet with you, whether you sing, play something, whatever.

WILL SOMEONE SHUT THIS ALIEN UP??

Tell it you don't want to.

Lie and tell it you "can't".

You can't sing or play anything.

Agree.
8/17 The alien is eating sparklers now.

Give it actual food.

Yell at it.

Tell it that sparklers are expensive and ask it to stop.

Just tell it to stop.

Let it eat the sparklers.
9/17 The alien asks to live with you.

Absolutely not.

You can't afford it.

Are you insane?

Of course!

This alien is so helpless I probably already offered.
10/17 The alien is drinking boiling water.

That's interesting.

WHY.

Please stop.

That's weird.

No interest.
11/17 The alien seems to have adopted all of the stray cats in the area.

Yell at it and its cats.

No interest.

Help it with the cats.

Allergic to cats so do nothing.

Tell it to take the cats to a shelter.
12/17 The alien has made a friend that's been acting strange lately. It's worried, so it confides in you.

Hope the friend kills it.

Say you don't know how to help.

Offer to talk with the friend.

Assure the alien that its friend will be fine.

Try to help out in any way you can.
13/17 Whether it be a festival, market, or general celebration, something's going on, and the alien wants to go. It asks you to take it.

Hell no.

I'm too busy/poor to take it.

Take it, of course.

Tell it to go with someone else.

Say you'll take it, then hope it forgets about it.
14/17 Whether it be a festival, market, or general celebration, something's going on, and the alien wants to go. It asks you to take it.

Hell no.

I'm too busy/poor to take it.

Take it, of course.

Tell it to go with someone else.

Say you'll take it, then hope it forgets about it.
15/17 Generally, what is your opinion on this alien?

I strongly hate this alien.

I love this alien.

This alien is awesome.

No opinion.

I don't like this alien.
16/17 Has your opinion on this alien changed since you first met it?

No, I still hate it.

No, I still love it.

No, I have no opinion.

Yes, I don't HATE it.

Yes, it grew on me.
17/17 Turns out that friend that was acting strangely has been possessed by a demon. The alien wants to see its friend.

Send it off, hoping the demon kills it.

Tell it to go.

Forbid it from going.

Try to talk it out of going.

Make it promise to be careful.

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An alien ate your knife.

1/17 An alien breaks into your house and eats your knife. What do you do?

2/17 The alien has taken a liking to you. It's started following you around. You...

3/17 The alien followed you to school and people are starting to realize it's there. You...

4/17 It ends up enrolling whether you like it or not. The teacher complain that when asked to "Find the X", it circled every "X" on the test.

5/17 You're working on trigonometry. You notice the alien asking for way too much paper. Turns out that the alien drew a life sized version of the tree in one of the problems to the exact answer.

6/17 People are trying to convince the alien that all animals are cats. The alien is very confused and asks you about it.

7/17 The alien is learning to play the recorder! It's very bad at playing the recorder. It asks to play a duet with you, whether you sing, play something, whatever.

8/17 The alien is eating sparklers now.

9/17 The alien asks to live with you.

10/17 The alien is drinking boiling water.

11/17 The alien seems to have adopted all of the stray cats in the area.

12/17 The alien has made a friend that's been acting strange lately. It's worried, so it confides in you.

13/17 Whether it be a festival, market, or general celebration, something's going on, and the alien wants to go. It asks you to take it.

14/17 Whether it be a festival, market, or general celebration, something's going on, and the alien wants to go. It asks you to take it.

15/17 Generally, what is your opinion on this alien?

16/17 Has your opinion on this alien changed since you first met it?

17/17 Turns out that friend that was acting strangely has been possessed by a demon. The alien wants to see its friend.