Which Member of La Squadra Are You?

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In every powerful organization, there are those who lie in the shadows, the secret arm that enforces the rule of law. La Squadra di Esecuzione is that often-neglected "Bad Batch" that keeps the Italian Mafia in power. Hardy professionals, they take pride in their efficiency to cut the strings that would otherwise jeopardize Passione's control over their racket. Find out which member of The Hitman Team you are so you can assist them on their ill-fated path to revenge. Just remember their motto: "No member of the group should withdraw their stand even if every bone in their body was broken."

1/10 Let's start off with a basic question: What's one of your biggest weaknesses?

Overconfidence. You've won so many times that you don't realize when you've slipped up at times.

Being overwhelmed. Things get tense very easily, the adrenaline rush of which leading to basic oversights.

Overreliance on other people. You focus so much on the well-being of your team that you leave yourself vulnerable.

Laziness. You're not the most thorough person at times.

Inexperience. Most of your failings come from the simple fact that you're new to a certain hobby or activity, which leads to rookie mistakes and nerves.
2/10 Let's ask the opposite question: What's your biggest strength?

Staying in your lane. You have one job that you do very well and it keeps you on top.

Self-preservation. You don't win everything, but you always live to fight another day.

Support. You do what you're told and it helps everybody.

Cleverness. You use your brain to get out of sticky situations.

Being scary. You're the Tommy DeVito of your allies, and go absolutely nuts in competition. It's psychological warfare, whether it's intentional or not.
3/10 What's your favorite decade in music?

The 1960s

The 1970s

The 1980s

The 1990s

None of These
4/10 Who's your least favorite member of Squadra Guardie?

Bucciarati

Giorno

Abbacchio

Fugo

Mista
5/10 What do you think about teamwork?

You'd rather do things on your own.

Teamwork is okay, but it should be somewhat hands-off.

Teamwork is always preferable to working on your own.
6/10 What zodiac element is Aquarius?

Earth

Air

Fire

Water... obviously.

You don't know
7/10 Which form of the word "asking" is a gerund?

"I'm asking you a question!"

"Is that who you're asking?"

"Do you mind my asking you?"

"I have some questions to be asking."

You don't care about proper grammar/You don't know
8/10 Do you happen to mod one of the La Squadra subreddits?

No

r/risotto_irl

r/ghiaccio_irl

r/melone_irl

r/pesci_irl
9/10 How much does it take to make you cry?

You don't cry.

It takes a lot to make you cry.

About average.

It doesn't take much to make you cry.
10/10 What would you be the most irrationally defensive about?

Your Pride

Your Money

Your Family

Your Independence

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Which Member of La Squadra Are You?

1/10 Let's start off with a basic question: What's one of your biggest weaknesses?

2/10 Let's ask the opposite question: What's your biggest strength?

3/10 What's your favorite decade in music?

4/10 Who's your least favorite member of Squadra Guardie?

5/10 What do you think about teamwork?

6/10 What zodiac element is Aquarius?

7/10 Which form of the word "asking" is a gerund?

8/10 Do you happen to mod one of the La Squadra subreddits?

9/10 How much does it take to make you cry?

10/10 What would you be the most irrationally defensive about?