Are you Trixie Mattel or Katya Zamolodchikova?

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Are you more Trixie Mattel or Katya Zamolodchikova? This is the only true, existentially destructive quiz that will give you the real answer. There are many quizzes out there that don't quite do the trick - this one will serve you the real tea. Answer honestly on each question - if not, the magical quiz machine will not be able to discern your true womanly counterpart. Each question and answer has been carefully considered in making this quiz. Enjoy clicking!

1/18 What is the meaning of life?

Connection

Love

Achievement/pride in all you have done

Family

Working to make the world a better place
2/18 How do you want to die, when your time comes?

Peacefully, in my sleep

In the most dramatic way possible

I don't like to think about death

I am too young to die!
3/18 Do you believe in ghosts?

Yes!

Yes - and I've seen one.

No

I don't but I could be persuaded to if I saw one myself

Aliens are what we really need to be worrying about
4/18 What are you most proud of?

My accomplishments

My image

My relationships

My skills

My intellect
5/18 What is your biggest existential worry?

Climate crisis

The unknown

Death

Being misunderstood

The dark
6/18 Pick a drink:

Water

Juice

Soda

Beer

Whiskey
7/18 What is your relationship to money?

I am good at saving money. I don't spend much

I can save and still have wiggle room to spend some

I love to spend money and I'm not going to stop!

I don't have any
8/18 How do you like to spend your free time?

Reading/listening to music

Going out with friends

Hanging out with friends

Watching TV

Going to see movies
9/18 Pick a TV Show:

Seinfeld

Friends

Keeping Up with the Kardashians

RuPaul's Drag Race

Twin Peaks
10/18 In your group of friends, you are:

The "mom friend"

The funny/weird one

The loner

The leader

The smart one
11/18 What is your favorite school subject?

Art

Science

Math

English

Social Studies
12/18 What is your biggest downfall?

Myself - I spend a lot of time in my own head

Haters who do not want me to succeed

My own awkwardness

The world around me being inaccessible/hard to navigate

Envy/jealousy
13/18 What is your political affiliation?

I don't really care about politics - somewhere in the middle

Conservative

Liberal

Libertarian

Socialist
14/18 Do you enjoy exercise?

Yes!

No way!

Sometimes, but definitely not every day

If I can see the results!

Yes, but just for my emotional stability
15/18 How do you typically dress on the day-to-day?

Plain, comfy clothes

Colorful and comfortable

Colorful, dramatic clothes that I like. Comfort/style is not an issue so long as I think I look good!

Formal, professional clothes, regardless of comfort

I try to keep up with fashion trends as much as possible
16/18 What job do you think would best suit you?

Businessperson

Retail manager

Bookseller

Museum curator

Mathematician
17/18 What kind of music do you like?

All kinds of music!

Everything but country

Alternative/rock

Country

Pop
18/18 What is your favorite color?

Red

Orange

Yellow

Blue

Green

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Are you Trixie Mattel or Katya Zamolodchikova?

1/18 What is the meaning of life?

2/18 How do you want to die, when your time comes?

3/18 Do you believe in ghosts?

4/18 What are you most proud of?

5/18 What is your biggest existential worry?

6/18 Pick a drink:

7/18 What is your relationship to money?

8/18 How do you like to spend your free time?

9/18 Pick a TV Show:

10/18 In your group of friends, you are:

11/18 What is your favorite school subject?

12/18 What is your biggest downfall?

13/18 What is your political affiliation?

14/18 Do you enjoy exercise?

15/18 How do you typically dress on the day-to-day?

16/18 What job do you think would best suit you?

17/18 What kind of music do you like?

18/18 What is your favorite color?