The Definitive Hogwarts Sorting Test

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Slytherin, Gryffindor, Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff. These are the most important words in a Hogwarts students life. These words define their 7 years at the school, and while you may not be in Hogwarts (yet) you can learn a lot about yourself by knowing which one of these houses you belong to. The cunning, ambitious Slytherins. The brave, headstrong Gryffindors. The humble, loyal Hufflepuffs. The wise and witty Ravenclaws. You belong with one of these groups, and it is up to me, the sorting hat, to decide which one!

1/14 Let us start with the basics. What trait do you think best describes you at your core?

Interesting

Funny

Aloof

Empathetic
2/14 What do you fear most?

Being alone.

Being wrong.

Being hated.

Being stupid.
3/14 What is your idea of a good Saturday?

Being left unbothered to do what you want.

Going out and drinking, partying or otherwise being a hooligan.

Hanging out with a couple close friends.

Studying.
4/14 What are you like as a lover?

Fiercely protective, sentimental, loyal, passionate but distant in public and sometimes mean.

Passionate, fast-paced, touchy, strong but not loyal and somewhat mean.

Loyal, loving, interesting, but can be distant and seems to be juggling 30 things at once besides your significant other.

Stimulating, fun, interesting, open to new things, but is distant and may seem to put your SO last.
5/14 What are you like at school?

Inattentive, tired, bored and may not have the best grades, but you still excel at subjects you enjoy and don't do too bad at the others.

More focused on friends, social, not too interested in grades but seems to do alright.

Attentive, making sure they have thorough notes, wants to pass, grades may be great or they may still be struggling.

Perfect notes, great grades, overall perfect student.

No notes at all, seems to sleep all class, grades are either great or garbage, but just doesn't seem to care.
6/14 Simple question. Are you introverted or extroverted?

Introverted

Little bit of both

Extroverted
7/14 What would someone else describe you as?

Brooding at times, but loyal and smart.

Hot-headed at times, but fun and always doing something.

Distant at times, but empathetic and loyal.

Arrogant, but interesting and stimulating.
8/14 What is your biggest flaw?

Arrogance

Anger

Selflessness

Selfishness
9/14 What are you like as a friend?

Charismatic, charming and in some cases loyal, but in most cases you can cut people off and not be effected by it.

Loyal, boisterous, and adventurous, but very inclusive.

Stimulating, interesting and witty but arrogant.

Loyal and selfless, always willing to help friends, but can be distant at times.
10/14 What character do you identify with the most?

Harry Potter

Lord Voldemort

Severus Snape

Albus Dumbledore

Luna Lovegood
11/14 Wew, that's a lot of difficult, introspective questions. Before we get started with the hypotheticals, here's a simple question. Are you a jealous person?

Yes

No
12/14 You are walking down the street in a richer part of town, and you see a homeless man sitting there. He doesn't have much money in his bowl, and he looks as though he is about to cry. What do you do?

Dig in my wallet and toss the few dollars you have left in there. It will serve him better than me, and I didn't need that anyways.

Walk past him. You were eyeing up that ice cream stand earlier, and you earned that money. It's yours by right.

Reluctantly give him a dollar. You must keep appearances, after all.

Strike up conversation with him, inviting him to the sandwich shop he is standing in front of and treating him to a meal.
13/14 The love of your life is kidnapped. What are you willing to give to get them back?

Your life.

A limb.

All of your possessions.

Everything.
14/14 You are presented with 6 extremely powerful potions. Which will you choose?

Elixir of Life (5000 year supply)

Love Potion

Draught of Peace (enough to be happy for the rest of your life)

Veritaserum (10 uses)

Felix Felicis

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The Definitive Hogwarts Sorting Test

1/14 Let us start with the basics. What trait do you think best describes you at your core?

2/14 What do you fear most?

3/14 What is your idea of a good Saturday?

4/14 What are you like as a lover?

5/14 What are you like at school?

6/14 Simple question. Are you introverted or extroverted?

7/14 What would someone else describe you as?

8/14 What is your biggest flaw?

9/14 What are you like as a friend?

10/14 What character do you identify with the most?

11/14 Wew, that's a lot of difficult, introspective questions. Before we get started with the hypotheticals, here's a simple question. Are you a jealous person?

12/14 You are walking down the street in a richer part of town, and you see a homeless man sitting there. He doesn't have much money in his bowl, and he looks as though he is about to cry. What do you do?

13/14 The love of your life is kidnapped. What are you willing to give to get them back?

14/14 You are presented with 6 extremely powerful potions. Which will you choose?