What is your peeing style?

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Are you a bed wetter or a shower tiddler? You will never know what your pee style says about you, but you can get some pretty close ideas from here. Sit back and relax- but don’t relax too hard! This quiz includes a story involving a taxi driver. If you, for any reason, dislike taxi drivers, you may want to skip that part. However, that’s quite unlikely, so get started!

1/24 You’re at school, during a test. Suddenly you feel that sensation that means you have to pee. Whaddya do?

Hold it in and hope you don’t leak, although if you did you wouldn’t mind

Stand up, spread your legs and let go. Mmmmmm

Ask the teacher politely to go to the bathroom

Hold it in... ooh, um, I don’t think I can make it... ooh, ah

Pfft, just hold it
2/24 What do you associate with peeing

The lovely sensation of feeling the warm water trickle down ooooh

Urgh. I try not to think about it.

Soggy sheets

Meh, just peeing

Peein’ with my pals
3/24 Where do you usually pee?

It depends

Anywhere and everywhere, including here and now

Um, a toilet. Where else do you pee?

Bed

Shower
4/24 You’re at home. You need to empty the tank, but your favourite show is on.

I hold it, but grab a towel just in case

Tank needs emptying? I empty it! All over the floooor

I go to the bathroom. Shows can wait!

I wait till the ads

Go in a bottle
5/24 You are at an important meeting and your bladder starts to feel funny. After 10 mins you start to feel it. Drip. Drop. Drip...

You just pee. Who cares about meetings.

You pee, savouring the beautiful sensation.

You ask to be excused and run for a public bathroom

You cross your fingers (and legs)

You secretly pee in a bottle
6/24 Which word sums up peeing

Enjoyable

Lovely

Annoying

Embarrassing

Meh
7/24 You’re at the beach and there’s a long queue for the bathrooms. You

Get in queue, only to release yourself while waiting...but it feels great

Go there and then

Shove through the crowds- your bladder needs emptying more than that toddler in front

Go in the sand. They won’t suspect a thing

Go in the sea
8/24 When you pee, what do you do?

I don’t like it at first, but mmmm, it’s good once you get into it

Let it pour, and enjoy it. Who cares if your undies get wet.

Get it over and done with

Sleep through it

Nothing special
9/24 The following questions are a story.

Continue

Also continue
10/24 You’re having an ordinary day. Suddenly, you notice a funny feeling in your lower abdomen.

It’s probably nothing

I need to pee

I gotta find a bathroom

Guys, check this out
11/24 You decide to ignore it. You carry on walking. You pass the bathroom. You don’t need it. But 10 mins later... there it is again! That feeling! It tickles and feels warm inside.

Guys, you ready for Niagara Falls... here it comes!

It’s nothing

This should be exciting

Ooh boy, I should have stopped at that bathroom
12/24 After about 30 mins, you know you definitely need to go! You hop in a taxi and cross your legs, but you can feel spots... and if you start, you won’t be able to stop!

Oh, help, this is a disaster

Sorry about your taxi, dude

I can hold it
13/24 Nope, you’re definitely spotting. The taxi driver looks over his shoulder and asks if you’re ok. You decide to just smile and nod. You can hold it.

Good choice

Bad choice
14/24 After 10 mins, you’re close to exploding. The driver asks if you’re ok again. This time, you ask to get out. You run towards

An alleyway, 5m away

A public bathroom, 15m away
15/24 You finally reach your destination and can’t hold it any more. You release and the water is warm and gentle. Your clothes are soaked. The floor is drenched. You spread your legs wide apart, and feel the water rushing to the ground. It feels

So nice

Odd

Awful!
16/24 You realise you are surrounded by people who have just watched you toodle all over the floor.

The humility!

Who cares?

Yay! I love peeing in front of crowds.
17/24 As if that isn’t bad enough, you now feel something welling up inside of you. Something big. It slides down your body, and it’s about to break free. You need a number two, and you can’t hold it in.

Take a big poop right there. You’ve already peed, so what is there to lose?

Take yourself home, not caring if you release some poop on the way. You’re so ashamed.
18/24 You get home and change your clothes. A family member calls you on your phone. They ask- was everything ok today? A taxi driver told me you had to leave his taxi. You reply

Yeah. I’m fine.

No! (But you don’t tell them what happened)

Guess what? I did a massive pee in public, and a huge poop (they’re the kind of person who’ll be proud)

Guess what? I did a massive pee in public, and a huge poop (they’re the kind of person who’ll be jealous)
19/24 Suddenly, you wake up in bed. It was all a dream!

Phew

That was a weird dream

Awww- again! Again!
20/24 But that’s when you realise you’re lying in a yellow puddle.

Ah well. This always happens.

Yasss, it wasn’t for nothing *sinks deeper into the liquid*

Nooooooo!

Aw, man.
21/24 The story has ended. Did you enjoy it?

Yes

No
22/24 A genie comes. You ask

To pee whenever I want, regardless of how full my bladder is

To pee forever

To never pee again

To pee in cooler ways
23/24 You pee

Standing up

Sitting down

Everywhere

In bed
24/24 You ask your teacher if you can go to the bathroom, but the doesn’t let you go. You end up peeing in class.

That story made me jealous

That story made me feel uncomfortable

I felt no different

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What is your peeing style?

1/24 You’re at school, during a test. Suddenly you feel that sensation that means you have to pee. Whaddya do?

2/24 What do you associate with peeing

3/24 Where do you usually pee?

4/24 You’re at home. You need to empty the tank, but your favourite show is on.

5/24 You are at an important meeting and your bladder starts to feel funny. After 10 mins you start to feel it. Drip. Drop. Drip...

6/24 Which word sums up peeing

7/24 You’re at the beach and there’s a long queue for the bathrooms. You

8/24 When you pee, what do you do?

9/24 The following questions are a story.

10/24 You’re having an ordinary day. Suddenly, you notice a funny feeling in your lower abdomen.

11/24 You decide to ignore it. You carry on walking. You pass the bathroom. You don’t need it. But 10 mins later... there it is again! That feeling! It tickles and feels warm inside.

12/24 After about 30 mins, you know you definitely need to go! You hop in a taxi and cross your legs, but you can feel spots... and if you start, you won’t be able to stop!

13/24 Nope, you’re definitely spotting. The taxi driver looks over his shoulder and asks if you’re ok. You decide to just smile and nod. You can hold it.

14/24 After 10 mins, you’re close to exploding. The driver asks if you’re ok again. This time, you ask to get out. You run towards

15/24 You finally reach your destination and can’t hold it any more. You release and the water is warm and gentle. Your clothes are soaked. The floor is drenched. You spread your legs wide apart, and feel the water rushing to the ground. It feels

16/24 You realise you are surrounded by people who have just watched you toodle all over the floor.

17/24 As if that isn’t bad enough, you now feel something welling up inside of you. Something big. It slides down your body, and it’s about to break free. You need a number two, and you can’t hold it in.

18/24 You get home and change your clothes. A family member calls you on your phone. They ask- was everything ok today? A taxi driver told me you had to leave his taxi. You reply

19/24 Suddenly, you wake up in bed. It was all a dream!

20/24 But that’s when you realise you’re lying in a yellow puddle.

21/24 The story has ended. Did you enjoy it?

22/24 A genie comes. You ask

23/24 You pee

24/24 You ask your teacher if you can go to the bathroom, but the doesn’t let you go. You end up peeing in class.